Question

I was born into the italian mafia and they're all fucking retarded and won't leave me alone

Comments

I'm really sorry to hear about your situation. You must be a really strong and brave guy to be living through a crazy mafia family! I really hope that it doesn't mess your life too much. This sounds pretty serious and you would get the best results from seeking a professional therapist. Please keep in mind that you won't feel a "connect" to all the answers provided on this site, because not all of them would be relevant to your situation.

Answer 1

On the plus side no one can mess with me in school, college or anywhere else.

Answer 2

On the plus side, I'm going to have a special connect with the mafia movies and TV shows and might find them a lot more involving than other people.

Answer 3

I am among the most powerful person in the city.

Answer 4

This is an opportunity for me to read biographies of other mafia families and find out how they dealt with it. Mafia crazyness is not a new thing and there's a very high chance that other people have suffered a similar fate like mine. By reading their experiences I can find out how they coped with it, whether some strategy worked for them and what mistakes they made.

Answer 5

I might be able to open a small business and get them involved with it (in a positive, legal way). If I can manage to capture their interests with a normal business, then there's a chance that they might become involved with this and leave the mafia stuff behind.

Answer 6

Actually, I could write novels/stories/my own biography! Very few people get to be in a real mafia family, and yet this is a popular genre of stories. If I write a story, it's going to be authentic, with my feelings, my experiences and based on similar real life characters. It might be a hit.